Crapping

i dont know wheter the word crapping exist but anyway.. just want to type somethings stupid.. Mr.Chua didnt update this blog so i update lo.. have to b fair.. He paste more post than me.. hehe.. anyway i think there is no right or wrong in a relationship or who contributed more.. its just staying happy together.. even when u quarrel..
actually we will only quarrel with someone when we still k bout someone,
will hate someone when u still k bout that person,
if not u will not care what come out from his/her mouth.. u wont give anything to wad that person u don like say coz who is she/him to make my life misarable.. hating someone is really hard.. i will give anything for that feeling to go away..
something bout me which i think is really not good is i treat ppl who love n k me worst than d ppl who don like me.. n the one who felt it d most i think all of u know who.. mayb coz i feel that no matter wad i do they wont say bad things bout me wont hurt me coz they understand me more compare to others.. i don have perfect speech, charisma, perfect looks. i m not hardworking o what so ever, i m a lazy, just wish each day passby smoothly person who don reli k bout my future as long as i wont strave, have a room over my head that's it.. i don like d hectic life i like simple.. that's me.. i tend to takes things as it is n forgot how lucky i m.. i m reli a lucky girl compare to alot of ppl.. i know that.. frens tend to say that ppl treat me bad coz they r jealous of me.. but i don feel that its worth to b jealous of me coz typically i have nth muc is d ppl around me who make me look i m good.. i m lucky to have a bunch of good frens who will always help.. lucky to have ppl who loven k me.. lucky to hav a bf who is so caring n can listen 2 me nag o complain whole day.. reli d best.. hehe.. i reli crap alot today.. anyway that's all for now i need 2 prepare for my dinner now..
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TiNg_tInG

life in moscow

mr.Then ask me to update this blog i have nothing to say so i decided to talk a little bout my life here.. its cold most of the time in the year.. and when it is warm i went back to malaysia so cant reli experience warm times here.
i hav been studyin medcine.. now is my 2nd year 2nd sem.. this sem i m having physiology, biochemistry, microbiology, russian language n general surgery.. by far i have to say general surgery is most interesting coz i get to see a real surgery up front just beside the surgeon.. really saw the intestine coming out..
anyway today stpm results just came out.. congratulations to all.. now hav some time to think properly what you guys want to do with after this.. no matter what.. all the best.. take care..

Stupid...

Such a fool to let you down. Really a fool to hurt you. You are really my one and only. What am i thinking? Hundred times million times of sorry cannot cannot clean me from this stupid stupid act. I really don't know what to do other than sorry. I really really love you a lot a lot. Sigh..... Feel like hell now. I'm really a bad bad person. Hearing you smile at me more makes me feel that I'm really a bad bad person. What is happening to me? I am really really very sorry. I am a lousy guy, very lousy.
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by,
enmin

Fullstop

Yo Yo Yo... new blog haha... Quite long din not reli write a blog liao haha. Yesterday my brother came back from NS. But as soon as he reaches home he got a stomacache <--- i know wrong spelling but i 4got how to spell already since oways use short cut in sms. than my parents bring him to General Hospital. He ate the medicine rest than in the evening the pain starts to get worst...so we have no choice but to bring him to Timberland and check again. At 1st the doctor said maybe he just ate the wrong thing. So we take a few medicine and went home. But at night the pain is still there so bring him to the hospital again. That nit he have to overnit at Timberland. My parents ask me to accompany him in the hospital. So i pack all the neccessary things and went to Timberland. When i reach he wad already as sleep. It was 12 midnit. I went there and they already prepare a chair for me to slep already. The whold nit i was twisting here n there i jus cant find a comfortable position to slep haha. By the way that wad my 3rd time overnit at Timberland since last year. Not me who is sick but my family member. Today is also Ji's 21 chinese birthday. Happy Chinese Birthday to you Ji... But i guess he wont read my blog oso la haha. Oh ya my brother got his SPM results today also... the results are... u guys ask him urself haha. And lastly... this few days was reli hot....reli reli hot... And today i end my blog with a fullstop .
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by,
enmin

feelings....

why i cry so easily? don like crying at all.. but y do i still cry.. tears can just pour out of my eyes easily.. i reli think i should find an alternative way to release out my anger, hate, love, fear, happiness, sadness. whenever some strong feeling occur in my mind i cry.. its like crying 2 muc my eyes will get sore then people will think that i m doing this to myself.. i hav some psychological prob o wad.. but reli la must control coz i think i m reli d biggest cry baby ever.. n i think most whom i m close to, seen me cry before which i m reli not proud of it.. haha.. people who duno me will think that i purposely cry just to get attention... crying is reli not good..

Mirror - Becareful Girls!!!!!!!!

Beware of Mirrors in Hotels or Public Washroom! Because you never know!

How to determine if a mirror are 2 way or not (Not a Joke!) Not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR:

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc. How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).

There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? Just conduct this simple test:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

So remember , every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it might save you from getting "visually raped"!

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. As a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind!

B-A-N-A-N-A

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!

This is interesting.

After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest

ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at wor k leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

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enmin

Kacau Roy...Haha

Hi hi... new blog haha. Hot day omos pengsan lo. x_x So long din go out lo. Become housewife lo haha...cam. This few days don have much things happen le not much thing to write haha. Ya got 1 thing...Ji go honeymoon lo haha. Sooooooo song haha. This saturday n sunday i got class for wholeday again...sigh....reli hate...stupid CBS. Why put class on saturday and sunday? My saturday n sunday have to spend in class ki...sigh. Eh Roy...hows ur oversea's test liao? Good? :) Good luck n all the best o haha. Daddy nth to give u, just give you a good luck kiss lo...lai come here...muakkssss. Haha :P Mummy ar...wad u 1 2 giv our daughter? Haha. Today is not blogging is kacau ppl haha. Okla kacau till here haha. Bye bye all the best to everyone. Happy always.... :)
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by,
Enmin

Have fun...

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick .

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter :- Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE..

COUSTOMER : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated" .

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington no! t only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.

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by,

Enmin

hmmm....

coz mr.enmin wrote one so i wrote one too.. haha.. ok this saturday i went to auchan(hypermarket). i bought some food stuff and a 'wheel chair' which is a office chair actually then we went eat at ikea had some fish.. i didnt bring hp out that day and when i reach home found out my m hp msg were full.. (paise roy didnt see your msg till i got home.. so i didnt get to chat with amy). after that we pasang d chairs ikea is famous for DIY. this is what happen on saturday.
on sunday its cap go meh.. we had steamboat together which is great.. after that everyone was kind of tired coz nex day we will start sch. i copied physio lecture with miss lee till 3am in the morning while joking around with karen.
today is monday typical sch day not muc had happened.. normal day i guess.. i will tell more next time haha..
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TiNg tInG

Thanks to my blog fans

Hi hi..haha! New blog! Haha. You guys out there must be dying for my new blog to come out rit? Haha. Don paise la haha just say out la! Haha. I know 1 haha especially hao haha :P Ok now to my blog important points..pay attentions o haha. Ya continue with overnit at niu house. (wa so hot now ar) Ya friday nit we went to niu's house to overnit, this time a bit late (bout 11pm baru reach coz hao go out to eat haha). We reach niu's house feed the turtle n fish than start to watch tv. Haha. Than i feel hungry so went to cook "Daddy Mee" hao 1 oso so i cook 2 packs haha. (Gud le me haha) I try to put eggs in the mee but after i finish cooking the mee i baru remember that I 4got to put the eggs in haha. (old liao me) Than i cook the eggs in another round. Reli terrible ar me cooking the eggs haha. I put the 1st egg in the pot. The york was ok no spoil except some egg white spilled on my hand when i break the egg. The 2nd one was terrible break the york n spilled the egg white on my hand again. Ji was there shaking his head while he is supervising me cooking haha. That nit we slept quite early but i 4got the time liao haha. In the morning wake up at 7 sth. Headache ar wake up so early. >_> That morning we receive msg from niu telling us that he'll be back on that day so we no need to go to his house overnit liao haha. >>l (fast forward to nit time) Chap go meh nit...i eating at relative's house than hao msg me ask me go his house coz ji going so ask me go teman them, but I cant coz promise my darling to on9 chutting liao. (paise hao n ji haha) Than when reach home chutting til 11sth hao n ji msn me ask me go out eat. Than they reach my house at 12 so we went 3rd mile Siang Siang eat haha. Than go home bath n sleep haha. (lazy story so much so very brief haha) I think thats all for this blog la haha. Sorry to my blog fans that have waited so long for my blog. I'll continue to write more to satisfied my blog fans. Thanks all for ur support.
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By;
Enmin..

lazy me.. (male edition)

Haha let u post 1st ki haha. Too slow liao me haha. My daughter complain i din update my blog ar haha. so now write something haha. Last two nights me hao and ji overnit at niu's house coz niu fam go c her grandma in Serikie i think(correct me if i m wrong o hao haha). We have to help look after his house. Tonit have to go again. Mayb until Sunday nit. The 1st nit we went there niu n his fam is still in the house. They only drive to Serikie at 2a.m. So we went there and niu gave us especially hao some final reminder on wad to do. Haha. Hao is the supervisor of the house now. Haha. Coz only he know how to operate the house alarm. Every time we go in and out of the house the alarm have to be on and off. So every time we go in the house or go out the house we have to wait for the 'supervisor' to do his work 1st. Haha. Oh ya and we have to feed his fish and turtle oso. Hao in charge of the fish, I in charge of the turtle. Ji only in charge to eat. Haha jk :P Last nit we went in at bout 1030 when we reach we straight 'check in' than set up the PS2 than start playing til 0130 i think. haha. Today cant chat with my darling, coz they forgot to reload their internet. She call me instead. :) Miss her voice very very much ar. Jiayou o darling. Nvm bout the last test liao do well in the next, look forward. :) Study hard o. U can do it. okla i think thats all i'll write for now. Hehe. Thanks for your patients<---(like this spell o not?) to read my blog. Haha.
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by,
TiNg_tInG's bf

lazy me..

this is my 2nd post.. i m now studying biochemistry on lipid methabolism.. having test tomoro.. that's y i m studying.. i reli should not hav left everything to the last minute.. i am not that smart to be able to do so.. haha.. anyway i woke up 9 this morning.. n hav not sleep till now feel kind of tired now but cant sleep yet.. oh ya i watched the holiday just now its not bad.. will recommend u guys 2 watch it.. better than babel.. i m not sure wheter babel is out in malaysia onot.. hehe.. this few nights i have not been sleeping well thanks to my nightmares.. hope i can hav a good nite sleep tonight.. that's all 4 now.. need to continue studying.. hehe..
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TiNg_tInG